about drop-in

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Masaru Suzuqi
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We were talking about drop-in. My friend said that "I was under the impression that drop-in is accepted in Kugenuma". That was a joke. I have been dropped-in "six waves" continuously at Kugenuma. "Six" waves.
Recently I made a work about drop-in. There are two embankments at the river mouse of Kugenuma. There is a warning sign on the embankment and it is written like "WARNING STRONG CURRENT AROUND THE MOUTH". I rewrote the warning to like "ONE PUNCH OR ONE MILLION FOR ONE DROP-IN". Somehow that work was not favourably received by another my friend.
I would like to reconsider well about drop-in. Personally I do not do that unless I am done. Of course probably I have done a lot of time when I was a super beginner but there seems to be a lot of "prisoners of conscience" who pretend to be "innocent". Especially I have kind of a feminine face and I am small. There is no person who picks a fight against a man obviously looks like a member of the Mafia.
Kamakura has a lot of leaf breaks. Kamakura is near Kugenuma. The locals tend to do drop-in easily if the surfer was a visitor. It would keep order, I understand it, but I am not a bit sure about it, too.
I would like to hear your opinion about drop-in. And if you have a good idea for the "warning", please tell me. I would rewrite the "warning" if I liked it. I want to punch them in the face. Personally I think that it is acceptable only when you were dropped-in by the shit.
I think I just want to do surfing in a good mood, though. I don't want to be mad in the sea. There are many idiots who bring ugly malice and spread it over the sea pretending to be "innocent". **** off.

Masaru Suzuqi
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It did not attach the photo. I am going to ask surf shops if they can stock the postcard-like flyers of this work on their shops.

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Masaru Suzuqi
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Anyway let's congratulate for we were able to survive until the start of the summer, again. Summer!

andyprough
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> "ONE PUNCH OR ONE MILLION FOR ONE DROP-IN".

It is an empty threat, because we all know that no one has enough time to give 1 million punches. At most one hundred I think. So you should change it to one punch or one hundred for one drop-in.

And then, since you did it yourself when you were younger, you should ask for the first one hundred punches to be on you. That way you are honest and not a hypocrite.

Masaru Suzuqi
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> 1 million punches

It is not about punches.

> you should ask for the first one hundred punches to be on you.

Done. Just ten self-punches yet though. That hurts.

andyprough
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> Just ten self-punches yet though. That hurts.

You need a slapping robot.

Masaru Suzuqi
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I realized that maybe we should introduce and deploy surveillance slapping robots to keep watch on surfers and flirting couples on the beach. Everyone would agree if ones see this disaster. Kugenume is probably one of the most crowded beach in the world. And it would be far effective than my work. Thanks.

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Masaru Suzuqi
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I attached a wrong photo.

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Masaru Suzuqi
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Today, after surfing, I was in a good mood. I seem to tend to be a good mood after surfing. Particularly, BTW, this morning I decided to surf in Kamakura because I did not want to get mad at little stupid things on shitty small waves any more. Then I found a shitty small break where no one surfed at a point in Kamakura. The waves were very bad for your sense I am sure, but anyway waves are waves, no one there. I had a fun surf. So I was hanging around there in a very good mood after surfing.
When I was at some shop, I heard noisy but unfamiliar birds' songs from next house which has some a bit big trees. On the lane in front of the house, there were two crows looking up in the direction of the tree. I see an unfamiliar bird threatened the crows. The bird was sometimes skimming the crows. The crows slightly move and dodge the threat but did not move from the place where they were standing and kept looking at the tree. I found another of the unfamiliar bird on the tree. Those unfamiliar birds were singing loudly. Maybe the word sing is not suitable. If it were human beings, it would be like "Hey! What are you looking at?! Hey, faggot!" or something like that I suppose. I thought that how brave the birds were because they were attacking crows that are a little bit bigger than them. After a while, I realized that they were defending their nest. I immediately got mad at the crows and decided to help the unfamiliar birds. I had a toy gun. It is not an electric nor a gas gun. It is literally a toy gun made in Korea. So it is not powerful at all but it is enough to threat crows. I recently had had a trouble with crows. They stole my cut cabbage, really, from a carrier on my scooter when I was surfing. They did not eat the cut cabbage. They just stole and tore the packaged cut cabbage and it was scattered around my scooter when I came back from surfing. I got mad at crows and bought the toy gun to revenge, and for expected next their attack because I thought they memorized that something interesting always must be in the carrier on my scooter. They seem to have not touched my scooter since the revenge. Anyway so I shot BBs at the crows to help the unfamiliar birds. They run away immediately. The unfamiliar bird looked back at me. I held up my thumb.
After a short while, I found several noisy crows were curiously flying around a bigger tree in a small forest a bit far from there. I thought that they might be attacking something in one-to-many. That was just two crows. But this time there seemed to be four or five crows. I immediately went there and shot BBs at them. Two crows run away immediately that were outside of the small forest. I found two other crows in the tree. I shot BBs at them to threat but those stupid crows somehow did not realize that they were attacked. Maybe inside of the tree was quite dark so that might have been the cause. One of them finally started to trim his bills on a branch while I was shooting. I thought they might have already eaten the eggs. I kept shooting but the toy gun is very bad at accuracy because it was about $6.
I was thinking they would run away soon. So I was going to leave there as soon as possible because there must be a certain kind of animal protectors who could call the police. but I missed a lot of shots. The toy gun finally got out of BBs. I was not able to threat with the rest of the crows after all.
After the incident, I visited another friend. He said "You were shooting at crows" "How did you know that? Did you see that?" "Yes I did. I passed there on the way to a bank" "Why did not you speak to me?" "Because I did not want to be thought me to be your acquaintance" "I wanted to be spoken. It would have been safer for me" "Not for me" -Because there are real idiots who could start to shout like "Animal abuse! Call the police!" or something with blood of chickens on their lips. Yeah real idiots.
But now, I am not a bit sure if I was right or wrong about the first incident. Anyway the crows were probably, obviously, trying to steal the eggs or the baby birds of the unfamiliar birds. So probably I did a right thing, from my preference, not yours. But how about the unfamiliar birds? Do not they try to steal others' eggs or babies? If they do, did they deserve my help?? Isn't that eye for eye? And there might be good noble crows which do not like to do things like stealing others' eggs or babies, etc. I am confused.
Anyway I basically do not like crows so it is OK though.

edit: typo