Does Santa Claus uses Trisquel?

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Jodiendo
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Sorry for this disappointed and latest news.

The European Santa Claus told me, hes Navigational system is designed by Debian 6 and not Trisquel. Because they needed an "operating system that was stable and reliable.”

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/155392-international-space-station-switches-from-windows-to-linux-for-improved-re

Maybe, We should ask the three kings on January 6, if they are using Trisquel as their Navigational System.

JadedCtrl
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Does the FSM use Trisquel?
Does Isaac Newton use Trisquel? (Seriously, though- if anyone happens to be a necromancer, go ahead and ask Isaac Newton.)

Jodiendo
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I'm going to ask "Riddick", he is always fighting necromancers, aliens, and predators. Hes eyes could read the future. He uses super Debian.

Jodiendo
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Does the Santa Claus from the US government, Has he ever use Trisquel before or hes world is Windoz?

Probably they will said; that Trisquel is for Hackers only! Probably they will accuse it, that is full of "security loop holes". and that "Bill Gates is a Saint! that is cannonaded by God for his "Holy-mess".

Jodiendo
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Does Santa Uses Trisquel in France?

The Last time I check, some French dude was using Ubuntu and eating the frogs legs..

Jodiendo
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Does Santa uses Trisquel in Spain?

Some Spaniard told me, they have a Paella meal named Trisquel, revision 7.

SuperTramp83

I am a translator!

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troll

Jodiendo
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Supertramposo

Does a troll use Trisquel for trolling around?

I prefer Debian for know, trisquel is for puritans only.

JadedCtrl
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This is the Troll Hole mailing list, what do you expect? :p

Jodiendo
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Jadedctl

Santa definitely Keeps a mailing List for his gifts, but wait a minute! one of the requested from the list was not Trisquel, but Ubuntu, because the WiFi did not work in that particular machine that has Trisquel.

JadedCtrl
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Santa sends a ThinkPenguin USB dongle in it's stead.

Jodiendo
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JadedCtrl

The reindeer Rudolf, told Santa those USB dongle are made in China. Santa assign him to the back, because of his mouth....

davidnotcoulthard (non vérifié)
davidnotcoulthard

Santa probably still uses a 8086 PC, which can only hold very old hard drives.

Oh, yeah, and 5-inch floppies.

Jodiendo
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davidnotcoulthard

Santa still plays Ping-pong on his favorite Machine, a Commodore 64. Lucky lard, ruffianly accepted my gift.

SuperTramp83

I am a translator!

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never had near as much fun in my life as i had with my commodore 64 as a 7 year old child!!
:)

and i called santa and asked him what does he think about this thread - he told me he expects some green from jodiendo due to the fact that his name is copyrighted and it has been already mentioned 9 times and off topic which is the worse!!

Jodiendo
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About Santa,

He thinks the GNU Bull, is a good candidate to replace "That Vicious Rudolph" next year.

Plus a bad experience with "linox" penguins! not the GNU/LINUX penguins.

One time he had to do an emergency landing in the Tierra del Fuego, lots of biting and hungry "Linox" penguins.
Home of the world's most southerly human settlements, this happen due a bad glitch on his Windowz 2000 navigational system.

Supertramposo

Don't worry, some "Green pasture will come" next month!, I got a small budget coming up to finished building another 1-5 Machine with the "T" on it, just need to order one video card and WIFI through the Penguin Gnu/Linux. The "Green" will be donated via that penguin merchant web site.

SuperTramp83

I am a translator!

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i am very happy for that "green pasture to come" ;-U

Jodiendo
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Santa is switching to Trisquel/

Have you heard the News? Microsoft support for Windows 7 came to an end finally.
Santa is angry for that!
Instead of spending money in a dysfunctional OSI system, he is considering Trisquel!
Thanks to the recommendations of the Spaniard Magi Mafia from Spain.

Tuesday January 13, 2015

http://www.hardocp.com/news/2015/01/13/microsoft_ends_windows_7_mainstream_support_today/

The day has finally come, Microsoft no longer offers free support for Windows 7. That said, Microsoft is still offering extended support, security fixes until 2020.