Unknown parallel universe uses Debian
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https://bits.debian.org/2017/04/unknown-parallel-universe-uses-debian.html
The space agencies running the International Space Station (ISS) reported that a laptop accidentally threw to space as waste in 2013 from the International State Station may have connected with a parallel Universe. This laptop was running Debian 6 and the ISS engineers managed to track its travel through the outer space. In early January, the laptop signal was lost but recovered back two weeks later in the same place. ISS engineers suspect that the laptop may had met and crossed a wormhole arriving a parallel Universe from where "somebody" sent it back later.
Eventually the laptop was recovered and in an first analysis the ISS engineers found that the laptop have a dual boot: a partition running the Debian installation made by them and a second partition running what seems to be a Debian fork or derivative totally unknown until now.
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Yeap, is the same way when I talk to those Extra Terrestrials from out-space, the problem they have, they are frozen on time...
Hmm, Peter Benchley novels, I like them very much..but in this modern universe, we need to worry about man and woman depredation. eaters from outer space.
Well, matter fact, I do take yellow pills, green pills, blue pills and my favorite is the Pink pills legally and prescribe by my doctor. Yellow pills for anti-malaria and anti-dengue
green pills TO control my PTSD, I like Hulk.
Blue Pills for keep listening those with stupid civilized disorders,
Pink Pills for my bone pain.
I was wondering if Mangy Dog is taking any pills?
No pills for me ..only Grass from the pastures and good lamb chops with herbes de Provence
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agneau_de_Sisteron
+ mixtures typically contain savory, marjoram, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and other herbs.
OK, STILL YOUR TOILET PICTURE DESCRIBES YOUR CULINARY HABITS.. lol
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waf wof waf!
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mangy dawg!! :)
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lulz :D
ニャ (^_^)
Mangy
According to Doctor E.T assessment of your toilet picture, You are truthfully and mostly suffering from a serious rectum, and constipation problem. Not enough fiber consumption for your digestive track.
Respectfully..
kepler all do the Houdini trick...!
Cod liver oil is a nutritional supplement derived from liver of cod fish (Gadidae).[1] As with most fish oils, it has high levels of the omega-3 fatty acids, eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA) and docosahexaenoic acid (DHA). Cod liver oil also contains vitamin A and vitamin D. It has historically been taken because of its vitamin A and vitamin D content. It was once commonly given to children, because vitamin D has been shown to prevent rickets and other symptoms of vitamin D deficiency.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_liver_oil
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Shame on you both for having hijacked a **very serious** post with your shajti nonsense :)
Hep pep pep...get that white ball of hairs off my lawn..!
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Wuuuut? No urinating in lifts? I am profoundly disgusted (and disturbed)!
My Dear Tramp
**The Unknown parallel ** my a...xxx, (si..si.., blink for thi eyes)
Planet ZiDevuan hacked that laptop to SysVinit a while ago..In fact it was running a LibreMadDogOS-i386-00.08.247.slkp.dz.iso, notably the best Libregnoo squashed files in the universe, on the fly..Tor Ti Tor...in case you missed the gateway into the dark hole of ZiDevWeb.
bash# mount dir.sqsh /mnt/dir -t squashfs -o loop
From the Coroners offices released the folowing statement ~/ :
- - Jodido (officiel yellow pill bogroll scripter sergent)
- - MangyMad shhmogDog (officiel of nothing but siesta clock time resync)[Known as To Tor or Not To Tor]
Where sent on a mission on board vessel ""Reboot Me"" to intercept SuperTramp a Debian junky in possession of "secret files" known as "how to Exit the Matrix"..
You where arrested, afer resisting arrest, pity for the big whack on the head with "the lapotopo" by agent Jodido, and the numerous bites by Mangy the DroneDog..(we will replace both you arms & legs that where torn off)..
You have been charged and convicted of :
- - Resisting arrest
- - Promotion of SystDreadDeafault
- - Possession of the Liquid State (ie a rare but working brain)
- - Grass from my lawn
- - Poluting the Universe (ie sending laptops into the galactic cargo stradaway)[bad boy]
- - Cloning , multiplying "How To Exit The Matrix""with snapshots of
- - Joining the gang of 10
- - rebooting the Universe (forbiden since the Zelites took power)
- - Singing Gargamillo Opus 52 Alegro
10 years as Packaged gzbz2 in Frozen .Deb /Tube ""Trisquelito repo""
(The below nav chart is courtesy of Lord Geshmy, in LXqt Thread of this very same Forum somewhere)
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Ha! That's funny because in my /Documents/ folder I actually have a text file named 'The Matrix - The Hidden Wiki'
I saved it, I found it interesting back when I first read it on the onion shitter.
Sadly, there are other orphaned laptops out there.
MANGY AND SUPERTRAMPOSO
I'm going to narrate my own experience and moment that I had to live, while I was scare to death and yet somehow I manage to survive.
That date was 1991 Persian Gulf, while in the army. while we were getting ready to invade Kuwait, my unit deploy to the farthest remote desert areas of Saudi, it was called operation desert shield we were wearing the mopp level 4 for 30 days and 30 nights. Your body sweat is double and our chemical alarm kits were active and monitoring the air for any biological and chemical attack, the Iraqui was already causing damage with the scuds missile in the city, we did not know if it was conventional explosives or bio or chemical, so our commander relocate our location to some what of a safe area. It happen the area we move in,The scud missiles bombarded it previously, but no one was hurt.
Those 30 days it felt like an eternity. We setup our equipment and defensive positions while everybody was protecting the flanks or border tows from a Iraq attack.
Still we had to wear our chemical suit and domed our mask, it was freaking hot and cold during the night. I develop a skin rash in my glutenous because our human size diapers was load with our own feces and urine, we move a lot in our motorized vehicles, we had to patrol our sector.
The morale of the story, Yes, you could joke all you want, about feces and toilets, but you never had to scrape, disinfect your own body from feces and urine, conduct physical sanitation avoiding contamination and wear the darn chemical suit again. The rash that you develop either does cripple you, because you failed to treated your self...Punks!!!!!
Eat my stinky Bull crap and smell my stinky body, freaking civilian.
Have YOU EVER SMELL YOUR HAND FOR FECES? BAITCHES!
Have you ever exchange your chemical suit while using the buddy system and decontaminated your body? WIMPS!
I GUESS SOME PEOPLE ARE TO GAY; TO SAVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND help OTHERS survive.
Sure sounds like hell !
http://www.gulflink.osd.mil/mopp/index.html
Though i never do forget the +more than a million Iraqis that have died due to the consequences of two (unjustified) wars one of which was base upon "false"grounds (WMD).And the utulisation of depleted UA (Uranium).
Mangy
wmd, yes you are right, but in those days they had to be stopped at a cost... Yes depleted uranium was effective,we fought our tank battles always out number,superior tactics and one shot, one kill is the rule of the day! I rather survive than be box in and be send home not alive..regardless of the carnage we did our job and sacrifice, so you could be free for the next 50 years....
Even if you were a veteran from the Golf War 1 as you claim to be, it still does not in no way excuse the most barbaric way the US has waged unjustified wars in the region and claimed the lives of millions of innocent people just to remap the middle-east and grab ressources after having destroyed Irak!
Don't give me the "Freedom crap bullshit" you don't con the world anymore...and as the vietcongs used to say rightfully before they kicked your dirty ass out of ''Nam''.
US go home !
Mangy Dog
US go home !
Yes it is home, you are welcome regardless of your views and opinion. It is your choice kid. But don't cross the line on disrespecting veterans and that it is not your right... You get it baboso! learn your balance.
Don't inverse the roles, know you are the (poor)victim(s)....
Bite the dust ! and learn to respect life which means not killing innocent people, and destroying entire countries
+ if you want to respect anyone then you have respect all the victims not just your "veterans"
mangy
Sure? what ever rocks your world Mr.!
Bottom line, you did cross the line of disrespect, just waiting for my turn....
Man, I'm glad this guy does not signed my check...
If you don't like it, don't read it and crawl back to hole you are from...
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Mangy dawg, don't feed el viejito, he's a benevolent troll.. still, a troll.
Of course no war was EVER fought to bring freedom or peace. Only profit. It's only plundering. A 3 year old can see it clearly.
A recommended read -> https://archive.org/details/WarIsARacket
A recommended read https://archive.org/details/WarIsARacket
Yes ! i read it years ago and it is hightly recommended, should be in all school books ;-)
mANGY
LOL, GOOD BOOK.
I GOT MY GOOD SHARE OF MEDALS FOR DOING MY job IN THE PAST.. STILL, Mangy is free because of my sacrifice....
I am WORKING ON MY LAST MEDAL, MEDAL OF THE HOLIEST TROLL....
BUT i RECOMMEND TO USE SULFUR SOAP Change and wash your bedding daily to keep it free from mites that troll you out. Use hot water, soap, and bleach to thoroughly cleanse your MANGY bedding.
supertramp
Trolling by engaging in a form of philanthropy that is directly counter to the target's beliefs.
In this case MANGY DOGGY!!!! COME HERE DOGGY, COME TO ME DOGGY LET ME CURE YOUR SOCIAL MANGE THAT ITCHES YOUR BRAIN!
SuperTramp83 said
>Mangy is free because of my sacrifice.
LOL THAT IS A GOOD ONE!! BUT HE'S DEFINITION OF SACRIFICE IS A QUESTIONABLE...
In this case MANGY DOGGY!!!! COME HERE DOGGY, COME TO ME DOGGY LET ME CURE YOUR SOCIAL MANGE THAT ITCHES YOUR BRAIN!
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