The future of the individual bicycle
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Each person riding their own bicycle, as we all know too well, is solely responsible for the rapid destruction of the entire planet.
Therefore, I propose that we only be allowed to ride with 8 other people at one time.
This bicycle has the added benefit for the environment of each person breathing in and filtering the harmful effects of the flatulence of the person riding in front of them, before the methane can escape and create acid rain.
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> the rapid destruction of the entire planet.
True. Mostly, through erosion.
If that 9-seat version can run without systemd, I'm on it.
I am sure someone will create a smart device to use all that methane as booster fuel. Not sure how that would need to be plugged in order to avoid leakage, though.
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There are shared bicycles in my area. I used them a few times, it was convenient but you are being tracked. I even saw two people riding the same one but it seems risky to me. The 9-seat version would be impossible to park.
I don't think you would ever need to park it, it's a rolling release.
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