Dead on conception...
I thought I had a good idea for an April Fool's thread, but it turns out I didn't, so I'll just let myself out.
*Exits room and slams door behind*
Wow she acts like I'm not even in the room!
Hello, Mr Elephant.
Here's a good joke: "tdlnx"
:p
I'll have to save that one for later!
If it's of any consolation, today I've read that the framework I use for building apps sold itself out to a very undesired, quite zuckery company. It was a particularly cruel prank.