I Need a New Butt
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/12/i-need-a-new-butt-teacher-fired-mississippi
I need a new country...
I need new bum cakes
Does your insurance include bumcake replacement coverage?
I think that was the right decision.
I think these children deserve to watch the Simpsons and Futurama on a loop without being interrupted by unamusing book reading. All teachers have to do is to bring chips and refreshments, and leave them kids alone.