The real reason why there's no Portuguese section in the Trisquel Forums (satire)

(note: I'm from Brazil, my birth-language is Brazilian Portuguese but this post is satire and I'm not actually offended by the fact the Trisquel Forums have no Portuguese section, I'm not asking for a Portuguese section)

You notice that there's many sections for speakers of Latin-derived languages listed in https://trisquel.info/en/forum , but no Portuguese. You ever wonder why?

the REAL plan:

1. as distro born in Galicia[1] (nationality/ethnicity within Spain located the region of Spain north of Portugal), Trisquel GNU/Linux promotes Galician identity
[1]. https://trisquel.info/en/which-languages-trisquel-available
2. Galicia proclaim independence from Spain
3. promotes Portuguese erasure by refusing to have Portuguese-language section in Trisquel Forums
4. independent Galicia annexes Portugal through rigged referendum where Portugal is identified as ethnically Galician territory
5. restore the legacy of the Portuguese Empire by having Galicia invade all the former Portuguese colonies (Angola, Brazil, East Timor, Mozambique, etc.)
6. promote separatist movement in the Tuvan nation within Russia so that Tuva splits off from Russia just like Galicia split off from Portugal
7. Tuva separates from Russia and becomes ally of Galicia
8. Tuva annexes both Russia and China/Mongolia due to Tuva's territory being historically contested between Russian imperialism and Chinese imperialism and due to the royal family being dead in Russia and due to the last Chinese emperor later becoming a Marxist and abandoning monarchism, therefore making Tuva the legitimate sucessor of both the Russian Empire and the Qing Dynasty
9. Galicia promotes Texit (Texas separatist movement) within "U"SA
10. independent Texas annexes both "U"SA and Mexico due to historical ties with both countries, solving the "U"SA-Mexico rivalry for about 2 years until Greater Texas collapses in civil war
11. Portugal rises up against Galician oppressors
12. nuclear war against the Portuguese due to Galicia having nukes
13. collapse of humanity
14. Trisquel GNU/Linux continues to be developed but by robots, leading to the world being dominated by robots and with humanity extinct. with the huge efficiency of robots, Trisquel GNU/Linux becomes the most advanced distro in the universe. proprietary software goes extinct