God Save the Queen

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loldier
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She ain't no Has-Been.

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andyprough
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She used to be kind of hot...

loldier
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Anne Frank had a picture of the young Elizabeth, Princess of York, above her writing desk in the secret annex.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=dd2T86Vi3l0

Anne was three years younger than the queen of England.

loldier
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Magic Banana

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I am a translator!

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Lol.

andyprough
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That's a pretty good Rick Roll.

lanun
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The other night I dreamed that I was installing Trisquel 10.0 on the Queen's laptop in Buckingham. I was a toad and she was still a princess.

At some point she kissed me to thank me for the overwhelming freedom I had just brought to her, and I became a shiny young prince again.

I immediately woke up, only to realize that, to my deep disappointment, I am still a toad and she is still using Kubuntu.

andyprough
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Is that a true story? I feel like that's a true story.

lanun
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Believe it or not, many people think that Prince Charles looks a bit like me. I always have to explain that all toads look similar to the untrained eye.

It must feel a bit weird to have a whole royal family of toads. We Gungans have decided to adopt ducks for royals instead: Buck, Huck, Luck, Muck, Puck, Ruck, Tuck and their newborn heir Felix.

libredrs

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God save the Queen
A fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

God save the Queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming

Don't be told about what you want
Don't be told about what you need
No future, no future, no future for you

God save the Queen
We mean it, man
We love our Queen
God saves

God save the Queen
Tourists are money
But our figurehead
Is not what she seems

God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord, have mercy!
All crimes are paid

When there's no future, how can there be sin?
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in the human machine
We're the future, we're the future

God save the Queen
We mean it, man
We love our Queen
God saves

God save the Queen
We mean it, man
We love our Queen
God saves

No future, no future
No future, no future
No future, no future
No future, no future

No future, no future
No future, no future
No future for you

andyprough
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>"Tourists are money"

Thus, the dillemma. How does England replace all that lovely tourist income?

Who knew that the Sex Pistols were such astute economists?

libredrs

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Sex Pistols Credit Cards Are Here and Punk Rock Dies a Little
https://money.com/sex-pistols-credit-cards/

andyprough
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"Anarchy in the U.K." by MasterCard.

Have we reached peak stupidity yet? Is this the point where the apes take over the planet and put us all in prison camps?