Your jokes about Windoze

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sosolal
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What's the difference between GNU/Linux and Windows?
GNU/Linux can turn a supercomputer on the Granny's computer, Windows cannot turn the Granny's computer on a supercomputer.

What's the difference between Windows and the Titanic?
There is not: the two crashes.

What's the difference between Windows and a virus?
Don't search. There is not.

Error Message: Windows has stopped working
Because Windows works, before?

A customer, not understanding Windows, asks to a seller:
-You do not have better, as OS?
-Yes, but it's free.

What are the two biggest disasters of the XX century?
Tchernobyl (1984) and Windows (1985).

davidnotcoulthard (non verificado)
davidnotcoulthard

An OS with a good ad that goes like stink will sell.

And I'm pretty sure a TVR is freer, and runs much better, than Windows.